Previously on One Tree Hill: Lived In Inch and cecilia jane got way behind with the re-craps.
Sam: Have you forgiven me for ruining Peyton's wedding dress?
Brooke: No. You're still grounded.
Owen: I brought flowers.
Brooke: You still suck for abandoning me. Try diamonds next time.
Haley: Here you go honey, Michael Phelp's breakfast.
Nathan: "Haley, 90,000 calories a day is not going to keep me from getting hit on the Slamball court."
Haley: "No but it will give you a little extra padding when you do."
Nathan: I thought you liked my hot body.
Lucas: "So what was your first impression of Julian?"
Peyton: *flashback*
Julian: Why are you crying?
Peyton: Get used to it.
Julian: I love your script, but you need to show Dan killing Keith.
Lucas: But I don't know what happened. Oh well, I'll just squint and brood for an episode.
Nathan: I can't believe I'm playing with trampolines and that loser Mouth is on TV.
Mouth (on TV): And the slamball storyline continues. Also Gigi continues to throw herself at me, for some reason.
Brooke: I don't like Owen, but I like him bringing me loot.
Peyton: That's not fair to him.
Brooke: Really? I'm getting relationship advice from you?
Peyton: *flashback*
Julian: "If it isn't the saddest girl in the world."
Peyton: "Maybe they're tears of joy."
Julian: Go out with me.
Peyton: No. Yes. Okay.
Lucas: What's your best memory of Dan?
Nathan: Blah blah basketball.
Owen: You think you're the only one who can pull off the naked in the back seat stunt.
Brooke: You're a huge hairy guy on my leather seats. Get out!
Naked Owen: At least she said I was huge.
*sirens*
Naked Owen: Great, a town full of psychos and the cops show up when I get naked.
Haley: Sam, will you watch Jamie? Try not to take him to any wild parties this time.
Sam: Jamie, here's how to take people's money.
Haley: Lucas, why are you standing in the hallway where Keith was killed?
Lucas: I'm thinking about how I hate Dan. I think I'll destroy his grave. The cops only show up in Tree Hill when Owen's naked.
*flashback*
Julian: I love you.
Peyton: I love you too. Let's move in together! Have you got a baby we can kidnap?
Jamie: Grandpa Dan, Sam's teaching me how to steal.
Dan: Do you have a Book of Nefarious Plans?
*flashback*
Julian: Peyton, why do you have 12,000 copies of Lucas's book?
Peyton: You don't understand. It's all about meeeee!
Julian: I'm done.
Peyton: Is this movie part of a plan to get me back?
Julian: Get over yourself, girlfriend. Remember who dumped who here.
Brooke: I'm sorry you got arrested.
Owen: I'm not bringing you loot anymore.
*Slamball game commences*
Sam: I'm sorry for teaching Jamie to steal.
Haley: You should try to be a role model to him.
Sam: Whatever. I'm 15.
*Nathan gets pushed through glass*
Jamie: "Don't play Slamball anymore, daddy."
Nathan: You think!?
Lucas: Why did you kill Keith?
Dan: Because every story needs a villain. And Schwanny needed the ratings.
Lucas: How anti-climatic.
Brooke: I'm in the backseat of Owen's car again, only this time I'm fully clothed.
Owen: I preferred the nudity.
Brooke: You're a great guy, but I need to find myself. Or find someone better than you.
Owen: So, what's on top of the clothes, Brooke Davis?
Lucas: I saw a picture of you at Julian's. Do you know each other or something?
Peyton: "We were in love."
Lucas: This is so not making it into the sequel.
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