How to Re-crap

Here are some pointers for writing a One Tree Hill re-crap:

-Use the show's crappy dialogue whenever possible.

-Use the literary device of recalling a previous scene's dialogue or mentioning a character at the end of a scene and picking up the following scene with said character to make the scenes flow.

examples:

Lucas: Why, Keith? Why?
Keith: Please don't become like Peyton.

Peyton: Why do people always leave? Why, Schwahny? Why?
(from 4x10 re-crap)

Lindsey: I told you so! Do you know where I sign up to join the Pucas cheerleader union?
Dumbass: Uhh, Brooke might know.

Therapist: How do you feel, Brooke?
(from 6x05 re-crap)

Though do not do it at every scene change. This is something that I hate when they do it on film and they do it constantly on OTH. But it does work sparingly in written form.

-Use Tree Hill's medical and law enforcement's dumbness to your advantage by dumbing them more than the OTH writers would ever dare to.

-Use fan vocabulary like Schwahny, Pucas (if you hate them), Leyton (if you love them), Brucas, Naley, Seyton, Dumbass, Squinty, and PBC (Pucas's Bastard Child) whenever you feel like it.

-Have fun with it. And try not to spend four days on it like I did for my last one.